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Dining After Midnight Seen As Daring

The Dalles, OR - Former philosophy major Trevor Sayer and his wife, Crystal Sayer dined last night at the new Shari’s Restaurant in The Dalles and felt like the experience was “daring” due to the late hour.
“I guess it’s a sign we’ve been living in a small town or that we’re aging, but man, that [...]

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Potential Cat Names Deemed Humorous, Not Taken Seriously

Portland, OR — Visiting The Dalles computer nerd, Trevor Sayer, came up with several names for Portland resident Ben McGinger’s kitten last night that received a less-than-glowing reception from Mr. McGinger.
“Ben was trying to think up cat names for him and Sara McGinger’s new kitten.  He had a Microsoft Word document open with some well [...]

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Poor Cherry Harvest Leads To Better Smelling The Dalles

The Dalles, OR - The local cherry harvest this year is yielding only 50% of normal, according to an article published in The Dalles Chronicle and former college student Trevor Sayer believes this is having a positive impact on the annual fart-like smell that envelopes The Dalles during the summer due to less cherry brining [...]

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Former Student Wonders About Major Choice

The Dalles, OR — Former philosophy major Trevor Sayer wondered why he chose to be a philosophy major during his time at university tonight at his home.
“Originally, I wanted to get a job where I could be paid to think.  I thought that’d be funny.  But I gave up the idea of being an academic [...]

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Life As News Back After 2 Year Absence

The Dalles, OR — News-style blog Life As News is back after a 2 year absence, according to the blog’s proprietor, Trevor Sayer.
“It’s nice to be back. The site looks a lot nicer and I no longer have to maintain the frontend or the backend of the blog,” Mr. Sayer stated, referring to the [...]

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