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Potential Cat Names Deemed Humorous, Not Taken Seriously

Portland, OR — Visiting The Dalles computer nerd, Trevor Sayer, came up with several names for Portland resident Ben McGinger’s kitten last night that received a less-than-glowing reception from Mr. McGinger.
“Ben was trying to think up cat names for him and Sara McGinger’s new kitten.  He had a Microsoft Word document open with some well [...]

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Poor Cherry Harvest Leads To Better Smelling The Dalles

The Dalles, OR - The local cherry harvest this year is yielding only 50% of normal, according to an article published in The Dalles Chronicle and former college student Trevor Sayer believes this is having a positive impact on the annual fart-like smell that envelopes The Dalles during the summer due to less cherry brining [...]

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Former Student Wonders About Major Choice

The Dalles, OR — Former philosophy major Trevor Sayer wondered why he chose to be a philosophy major during his time at university tonight at his home.
“Originally, I wanted to get a job where I could be paid to think.  I thought that’d be funny.  But I gave up the idea of being an academic [...]

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Life As News Back After 2 Year Absence

The Dalles, OR — News-style blog Life As News is back after a 2 year absence, according to the blog’s proprietor, Trevor Sayer.
“It’s nice to be back. The site looks a lot nicer and I no longer have to maintain the frontend or the backend of the blog,” Mr. Sayer stated, referring to the [...]

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